Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Nonsensical blubbering

Met up with 2 NS buddies at Bt Gombak coffee shop for late tea at 2315 to 0130hrs. And we came to the topic of blogging :

Why not start to some fake blogs based on some fake identity? Link their blogs together and make it seems as though they are friends. Or start a fake blog on people you do not like. i.e boss (having Athletic foot) , ex-gf (can fart in the tune with Red River Valley), etc etc. One only have to be mindful of any legal implications.

Even better, start a blog faking as NSF LCP that stays in camp, then sign yourself up at http://sg.wholivesnearyou.com/ to look for the girls who lives near you so that you can get to know them through this website.

Why should you bother to do this?

  1. Get to know younger girls if you have no such opportunities.
  2. As a fake NSF, you have say that you have a low pay i.e $400+ as a LCP and can avoid paying for the other party or friends.
  3. You can also fake night-outs on weekdays to meet your girl but can avoid sending her home as “your camp is too far and you have to be back by midnight”. You can make her feel guilty if she cannot meet up with you on your "precious" night-out.
  4. If you do not want to see her over weekend, you can also claim “staying-in for exercise” or “kenna confinement”or guard duty.
  5. If you feel that she is starting to be unbearble, you can fake a “DB” session by claiming that because she wants to see you most of time, you have committed a “MIA” in order to see her and that you will be in DB for 1 or 2 months. Your classic “ku luo ji”.Or you can use this reason to initiate a break-up.
  6. As an afterthought, it would be better to register yourself at http://sg.wholivesnearyou.com/ at a fake address as the website groups you by postal code so that your girl wouldn’t be tempted to disturb you on " weekends" or see you in your neighborhood when u are supposedly serving “DB”.
  7. You might have to keep short hair though, NSF mah.

Well, there are tons of crazy people out there with their crazy blogs, so one more wouldn’t hurt right? probably this posting doesn't make any sense to you but then, its my blog lor. Ha ha.~

And no. My hair is too long for this.

Anyway i will end with this quote from Aristotle : - It is the mark of an educated mind to entertain a thought without accepting it.

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